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Ludes — The Stratton

4.9 · 12,000+ reviews

A fast-melt 7-OH tablet engineered for the moments that bite back. Twenty minutes to calm. No comedown. No prescription. Adults 21+.

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  • 3rd-party tested · COA on every lot
~20 min typical onset · sublingual fast-melt
4–6 hr duration · covers the meeting, the flight, the night
0% habit-forming · non-drowsy by day, sleep-friendly by night
100% plant-based · 3rd-party tested every lot
What's in it

One molecule. Properly dosed.

No "proprietary blend." No fillers. One alkaloid, dialed to the dose you can feel — printed on every label, lab-tested every lot.

20mg

7-Hydroxymitragynine

The fast-acting alkaloid found in kratom leaf, isolated to pharmaceutical-grade purity. 20mg per tablet · 80mg per 4-pack. Sublingual fast-melt — bypasses the stomach, onset in ~20 minutes.

What you're not getting.

Stuff we left out, on purpose:

  • No fillers, no fairy dust
  • No "proprietary blend" — exact mg on every label
  • No untested batches — COA on every lot
  • No artificial dyes or sweeteners
  • No fentanyl, no opioids, no adulterants
  • No prescription required (21+ only)
The arc

Pop. Melt. Decompress.

  1. 0:00 Pop. Chew melts on the tongue. Sublingual absorption kicks in fast.
  2. 0:20 Melt. Shoulders drop. The chest unclenches. Brain stops circling.
  3. 0:20–4h Flow. Calm-focused. Locked in. No fog, no crash, no comedown.
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based on 12,041 verified reviews
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Daniel R. Verified · Pineapple · Subscriber 8 mo
I run a fund. I used to drink before client dinners. Now I pop a Spearmint at 5:45 and I'm dialed by 6. Sharper, not slower. Best $48 I spend a month.
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Alana T. Verified · Watermelon · Subscriber 5 mo
I bought these as a joke because of the name. I keep buying them because they actually work. The Watermelon one is what gets me through the 9pm wind-down.
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Jordan M. Verified · Pineapple · Subscriber 11 mo
Have tried magnesium, ashwagandha pills, the gummies, all of it. Nothing hits like the Pineapple. Twenty minutes flat. JFK to LHR has never been calmer.
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Maya P. Verified · Blue Razz · Subscriber 3 mo
Surgical resident. Can't take anything that fogs my head. Ludes is the first calming thing I've found that doesn't. Blue Razz before night shifts, every time.
Still deciding?

Same calming stack. Four moods.

Flavor Mood Best for Sweetness
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PineappleThe Stratton
Clean & classic The flagship · everyday
714
SpearmintThe Closer
Crisp & cool Pre-meeting · breath
714
Blue RazzThe Wolf
Loud & punchy Long days · fast-acting
714
WatermelonThe Hampton
Soft & smooth Wind-down · sleep prep

Common questions

What is 7-OH?

7-Hydroxymitragynine — one of the active alkaloids found naturally in the kratom leaf. We isolate it, purify it to pharmaceutical-grade, and dose it precisely. 20mg per tablet, 4 tablets per pack, 80mg total. The name "Ludes" is a wink — the product is fully legal at the federal level.

How fast does it work?

About 20 minutes. The tablet melts on the tongue, so the 7-OH absorbs sublingually and skips the stomach. For a known stressor (pitch, flight, dinner), pop one 20–30 minutes ahead. Effects last 4–6 hours.

Is 7-OH legal where I am?

Federally yes. Several states and counties have restrictions — we don't ship to AL, AR, CT, IN, LA, WI, or select counties in CA, FL, IL, MS. Check your local laws before ordering.

Will I fail a drug test?

Standard 5/10-panel drug tests do not screen for 7-OH or other kratom alkaloids. Specialty kratom panels exist. If your employer tests for kratom, do not use this product.

Is 7-OH habit-forming?

With frequent daily use, yes — like most things that work this fast. Take it as needed, not as a daily ritual. Build in rest days. If you notice tolerance climbing or withdrawal symptoms when you stop, stop using it. Adults 21+ only.

How does the subscription work?

You choose a flavor and quantity, we ship every 30 days, and you can skip, swap, or cancel anytime in two clicks. No phone calls, no friction. Save 20% versus one-time pricing on every shipment.

What if I don't like it?

You don't pay. Full 30-day money-back, even on opened packs. Email hi@getludes.co and we'll refund — you keep what's left.

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